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Saturday, October 02, 2004
The History Of The Ninja Muscle
Several attempts have been made by historians to record and trace the history of the Ninja Muscle Clan but many have failed. This blog is maintained by Zainal Abidin,one of the original founders of this mystic and extremely muscular sect and the aim of this blog is to give an objective and unbiased analysis behind the reasons as to why the Ninja Muscle Clan kicks asss sooo much.
Supporters of the local Singapore hip-hop scene has recently been baffled,puzzled,blown away,dissed,praised and appraised by a rapper who goes by the moniker Ninja Muscle. I am here to reveal that Ninja Muscle is me,Zainal Abidin and my aim is to to salvage local hip-hop through the alienation and segregation of certain segments but not as much as i want to take a shit in the elegant toilets of Great World City (they fuckin rock,i tell ya). Recently,Ninja Muscle Zainal Abidin won a local rap battle competition called Platform4. This victory did not come as a surprise to him as members of the Ninja Muscle Clan have been naturally blessed with verbal dexterity,superior intelligence,extremely well-defined six-pack abdomens and an ability to connect with the under-privileged working class masses everywhere.These abilities were granted to them by their deity,Ahmad Farid. This led conservative Islamic traditionalists to brand the Ninja Muscle Clan as blasphemous,"takde adat","memalukan Melayu" and an immoral sect that practises cannibalism and free sex which is of course untrue except for maybe the cannibalism part (ummmm,people form Chile are soo hot and spicy..geddit?).
This blog is also set up with the intention of informing the public of the major going-ons in the musical development of Ninja Muscle Zainal Abidin in the local hip-hop scene or others. Ninja Muscle is working very closely with The Unheard collective and expect to see some very eclectic,un-classifiable,genre-bending but not necessarily pleasant or accessible music being churned out.Gig updates,single promos,poetry,lyrics will be posted on this blog.Your comments, objective criticism can be shoved up your arse but if you wish to commend the Ninja Muscle on how much they kick ass feel free to e-mail alfafafa@hotmail.com
Till the next update. WAZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Supporters of the local Singapore hip-hop scene has recently been baffled,puzzled,blown away,dissed,praised and appraised by a rapper who goes by the moniker Ninja Muscle. I am here to reveal that Ninja Muscle is me,Zainal Abidin and my aim is to to salvage local hip-hop through the alienation and segregation of certain segments but not as much as i want to take a shit in the elegant toilets of Great World City (they fuckin rock,i tell ya). Recently,Ninja Muscle Zainal Abidin won a local rap battle competition called Platform4. This victory did not come as a surprise to him as members of the Ninja Muscle Clan have been naturally blessed with verbal dexterity,superior intelligence,extremely well-defined six-pack abdomens and an ability to connect with the under-privileged working class masses everywhere.These abilities were granted to them by their deity,Ahmad Farid. This led conservative Islamic traditionalists to brand the Ninja Muscle Clan as blasphemous,"takde adat","memalukan Melayu" and an immoral sect that practises cannibalism and free sex which is of course untrue except for maybe the cannibalism part (ummmm,people form Chile are soo hot and spicy..geddit?).
This blog is also set up with the intention of informing the public of the major going-ons in the musical development of Ninja Muscle Zainal Abidin in the local hip-hop scene or others. Ninja Muscle is working very closely with The Unheard collective and expect to see some very eclectic,un-classifiable,genre-bending but not necessarily pleasant or accessible music being churned out.Gig updates,single promos,poetry,lyrics will be posted on this blog.Your comments, objective criticism can be shoved up your arse but if you wish to commend the Ninja Muscle on how much they kick ass feel free to e-mail alfafafa@hotmail.com
Till the next update. WAZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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