Dojo Of Coolness
Thursday, December 30, 2004
Platform 5
Its been a while since i updated. Due to certain fucked-up obligations,i couldn't perform for the SgHip-Hop Fest although it would have been a pleasant experience to share the same stage with Singapore's greatest pop star potential,Taufik.The SgHip-Hop Fest was even mentioned on allhiphop.com.Click on this link. So another year goes,where i perform for a couple of hip-hop gigs,get all fucked up in the brain,live in seclusion and die in lyrical obscurity. Maybe the cycle's about to change if I get the guest slot for Platform 5.
As you can see,the poster is quite horrid and looks like the bowel discharge of a heroin addict the morning after a junkie Christmas Party. But i probably couldn't do better. Fuck. I can't even draw a fucking straight line without sniffing some Bolivian cocaine and even then i would draw a pair of shrunk testicles on the straight line. Maybe i'll perform two songs for my slot. The two songs that i performed in Platform4. And i hope that nobody remembers the results of Platform4 so they won't introduce me as the "champion" and all that jazz. I prefer taking people by surprise. They're so much easier to impress that way. But with a name as absurd as Ninja Muscle,guess the element of surprise will always be there. I love it when people laugh at my stage name because it shows how stupid and narrow-minded they are due to the pre-conceived notions that rappers should have cool names like Betty Boop and Ni**az Have Assholes Too.
So i'm hoping that i'll get the slot and that my stupid carpark fucking job doesnt interfere with it. People need to wake up 'cause once the Ninja Muscle is bizzack,the whole game is over. Arrogant huh? Suck my balls.
As you can see,the poster is quite horrid and looks like the bowel discharge of a heroin addict the morning after a junkie Christmas Party. But i probably couldn't do better. Fuck. I can't even draw a fucking straight line without sniffing some Bolivian cocaine and even then i would draw a pair of shrunk testicles on the straight line. Maybe i'll perform two songs for my slot. The two songs that i performed in Platform4. And i hope that nobody remembers the results of Platform4 so they won't introduce me as the "champion" and all that jazz. I prefer taking people by surprise. They're so much easier to impress that way. But with a name as absurd as Ninja Muscle,guess the element of surprise will always be there. I love it when people laugh at my stage name because it shows how stupid and narrow-minded they are due to the pre-conceived notions that rappers should have cool names like Betty Boop and Ni**az Have Assholes Too.
So i'm hoping that i'll get the slot and that my stupid carpark fucking job doesnt interfere with it. People need to wake up 'cause once the Ninja Muscle is bizzack,the whole game is over. Arrogant huh? Suck my balls.
