Dojo Of Coolness

An Sghiphop compilation is tentatively scheduled to be released by the end of this year.This project has been delayed for a couple of years and some people are feeling so fucked up over that they are ready to pick up katanas and swords and corner rappers in the alleyways in order to co-erce them into improving their work ethic. The other day,I was surrounded by a bunch of lightsaber-wielding Sith Lords clad in all black at Geylang Lorong 13 when i was on a mission for lesbian porn. A Sith Lord who called himself Darth Kaninabeh held his pink lightsaber at my throat and threatened to decapitate me unless i promised to commence work on a song for tthe compilation. I buckled under the pressure and promised him and the other Sith Lords that i will be contributing a song to the compilation by Beats -Society. As soon as he loosened his grip on my collar and he withdrew his lightsaber,i proceeded to kick his ass with a fiery dragon kick before taking out my dual Barretta handguns and shooting him in the testicles.Total sweetness. I shouted out my war-cry "WAHHHH PIANNGGGGGG!!!!" whcih totally reduced the other Sith Lords to crying pussies as they tried to escape from my fury. I then took out my Snake of Wazza sword and killed the fattest Sith Lord just because he was fat.Totally wah lau weh dude. As the rest of them ran into shadows,scurrying like pussies,i kenw this will not be the last time i will be meeting them.

oh.about my song for the compilation.
It'll be a fusion of garage punk rock(MC5,The Stooges) and rap. If all goes well,it'll be accepted lah.If its not,then i may have to resort to terrorist tactics to get myself heard.