Dojo Of Coolness

After much consideration,the whole punk rock/rap idea was scrapped. I will be recording My Fault,a song that i performed at the Platform4 q-finals.These are the lyrics to that song


My Fault (Lyrics:Ninja Muscle Zainal Abidin
Music: The F Word)


Thank God I Found You like Joe sang to Mariah
setting my soul on fire with a burning desire
but cupid came and pissed on the flame
evry problem from then on,i took the blame
i think of it properly and thought of it thoroughly
you and your girlfrens always made fun of me
of how i look and the way i dress
and the what i talk,how it dont make sense
tolerated your bullshit far too long
got bored one day and wrote this song
treat it like a middle finger in your face
revenge served cold is the sweetest taste
cos i cried for days and this is my salvation
waiting for friday the 13th to morph into jason
chase you with a knife,better yet machete
is the wettest of wet dreams to make my day
i think of the days when u were mine
i could have murdered u then but it'd be a crime
reflecting on it,it wasnt a waste of time
cos i need the darkness to apppreciate sunshine


my fault,u say its my fault
always my fault,my fault,my fault
sick off all the blame

my fault,u say its my fault
always my fault,my fault,my fault
u will never change



men are from mars,women are from venus
because of you,i wana get rid of my penis
my lust for love and life stuck in the gutter
and u claim to be my significant other
making my decisions,dabbling in my choices
drowning out my thoughts in your multiple voices
u claim to be a feminist and said that i'm sexist
and u think the whole world rotates on your axis
cos i'm the anti-hero to flatten your ego
using my mental torture powers just like cerebro
and i'd like to proclaim that chivalry's dead
Oprah Winfrey caressed and then chopped of its head
it aint a battle of the sexes,its now a war
when u packed my bags and shoved it out the door
and u left my ego bruised and sore
i'll tell u this,i wont take it no more


my fault,u say its my fault
always my fault,my fault,my fault
sick off all the blame

my fault,u say its my fault
always my fault,my fault,my fault
u will never change

then i found true love from the heavens above
with the voice of an angel and fairness of a dove
she taught me the true path and lead me there
in the words of JJ "be there or be square"
i looked in her eyes and i noe she cares
she lifted me out of my own despair
and i promised to her i'll always be here
a shoulder to cry on,i'll wipe every tear
one day we went out to have lunch
i wanted kfc,she wanted delifrance
and she said she'd have her way or else
then she digressed to how i'll burn in hell
for not following her path of goodness and light
and this is the prelude to another fight
another quarrel and it's all the same
bah! humbug..they'll never change